Tuesday, March 31, 2009

I'll be disappearing soon

This Friday and Saturday I'll be attending the Penn State coaches clinic. The trip will be highlighted by an address from Joe Paterno on Friday evening and then a chance to watch Penn State's intrasquad scrimmage on Saturday afternoon.

If I get close enough to Coach Paterno to shake his hand, I won't. It would end up like one of those Halloween jokes where his hand comes off and I stand there petrified. And he'd be like, "Oh, I hate it when that happens," but he wouldn't be kidding. And then he'd beat me senseless.

I'm afraid of 82-year-old men. Don't judge me.

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